It doesn’t take Dr. Melfi to diagnose the ’slinger as clinically depressed.
Over the past five weeks, Brett’s mental health has sunk lower than Rich Kotite’s bloated corpse in the Jersey swamps.
Just take a look at the Yahoo! photo gallery from the past two games — the pain and torment is strewn across his face like a Peter King North cum shot.
There’s only one thing that can save him.
And it’s at the end of this video:
Once again, this video has a 50/50 chance of airing at halftime of Sunday’s game vs. Kurt “Crucify’em” Warner and the Cardinals.






















