Tirico Suave

If only my tv had a chip installed so that whenever someone uttered the word ‘Favre’ during tonight’s MNF broadcast, a naked picture of Hanna Hilton (NSFW) would flash on the screen concurrently, then maybe I’d avoid the yearning to begin the process of apocarteresis halfway through the first quarter. One game only though. I don’t want to develop a Pavlovian response to this and then get all riled up every time a Wrangler’s commercial came on. Any electronics gurus in the SoCal area who can get this done in the next three or four hours or so, drop me line at harveybars@tiricosuave.com.