From Daunte Culpepper’s retirement letter to the NFL:
“Unfortunately, what I found out was that the league did not share any of the optimism about me as an Unrestricted Free Agent that I expected.”
Fine whatever, Daunte, just keep it to a dull roar and I promise to watch your inevitable appearance on Pros Vs. Joes next season, even if that show doesn’t want you either and you have to compete as a Joe. But be warned. Norm Chalton will put one in your ear if you try to do that stupid arm rolling celebration bullshit.






















