The word on the streetz is that the Bengals are shopping Rudi Johnson. Now, I’m no footballologist but from what I’ve read in various pamphlets is that 2.9 YPC and a touchdown every three games do not win championships, so I’m assuming the Fightin’ Marvins can’t possibly be looking for anything football related in return, which is where I come in. I’m a busy dude. I have a 9 to 5, I blog, I’m a member of like four groups on Facebook, hell, once a year I’ll even shoot hoops for like half an hour straight. I’m also in need of a new PA after my last one, Arthur, quit to pursue a career as a Sherpa. So I have a solution.
They say you have to give something to get something, so even if against my best judgment, I’m willing to ship my six favorite Laserdiscs to Cincinnati for the services of one Mr. Rudi Johnson. The workload won’t be much. Mostly scanning documents, some routine maintenance work and the occasional trip to Jamba Juice to pick me up a Strawberry Surf Rider. And depending on Rudi’s skill set, I may have him code some HTML for me as well. I’ve attached photos here of the Laserdiscs. All are in great condition and play perfectly. Hope to hear from you soon, Bengals. If anyone in the organization has any questions or concerns, my email is harveybars@tiricosuave.com. And hey, if there are any other teams in the NFL trying to pawn off crap as viable talent, feel free to contact me as well. Serious inquiries only please.
