Watching the Chinese gymnasts last night, I couldn’t help but feeling skeezed out.
Actually, I’m pretty sure the culprits on ‘To Catch A Predator’ even shied away from the screen.
And we do mean young. Their passports are issued by a Chinese government that is very, very interested in winning lots and lots of gold medals, so while they may say they’re 15 or 16, five of the six team members have the appearance of pre-pubescent children. “The little babies,” is how U.S. coach Martha Karolyi refers to the Chinese gymnasts when speaking to her team, and they certainly are little. Li Shanshan (16) is 4-foot-9, 79 pounds. Yang Yilin (15) is 4-foot-11, 77 pounds. He Kexin (16) is 4-foot-8, 73 pounds. Jiang Yuyuan (16) is 4-foot-7, 71 pounds. But the prize goes to Deng Linlin (16), who’s listed at 4-foot-6 and a strapping 68 pounds. She could take a nap in Yao Ming’s sneaker. Poor thing’s also missing a tooth. Please, someone send baby food.
For those of you scoring at home, the combined weight of the aforementioned Chinese gymnasts is 368 pounds, meaning they are 10 pounds lighter than Ted Washington.
