Mr. Bars once wrote a post on what it was like for a Knicks fan to go from Isiah to D’Antoni.
Following in his footsteps, I’m going to show you what it’s like for a Jets fan to go from Chadwick Pennington to Brett Favre.
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| Chad Pennington | Brett Favre |
| Using a condom on your middle-aged wife | Using Jessica Biel. Just using her to your heart’s content |
| “The Love Guru” | “Pineapple Express” |
| Slim Sterling’s Square Dance | Being one of these guys at a club in 1997. |
| Ford Taurus | Italian Muscle |
| Tylenol (CVS brand) | Vidcodin |
| The Hardy Boys | On The Road |
| Super Soaker 50 | Annihilator 3000 |
| North Korea’s Bankrupt Skyline | NYC Skyline |
| Reading agate in the newspaper whilst taking a splatter-shit in a port-o-potty at Preakness. | Getting a hummer, filming it with your I-phone, and watching this on YouTube after climax. |
| Starbury | CP3 |
| Clay Aiken | Sam Cooke |
| Seaside Heights, NJ | Cinque Terre, Italy |
| Dr. Orin Scrivello | Dr. James Andrews |
