Brett Favre hasn’t been in New York long enough to grab a slice of pizza; yet he has already ingratiated himself to Super Bowl hungry Jets fans.
Spearheaded by wife Deanna, the Favres created a breast cancer foundation — Twenty’s for Tits — to help fight against the disease.
According to Deanna, a breast cancer survivor, the Favres will donate $20 each time a female fan flashes her tits at Gate D during halftime.
“We couldn’t do this back in Green Bay,” Deanna said, “but New York is just so much more liberal. You know, a blue state!”
Joey Pazziratti, a 24-year-old from Staten Island, said Brett’s arrival is the gift that keeps on giving.
“It’s like we replaced Chad ‘The Pussy’ with Brett ‘The Balls.’ And now you tellin’ me we also gettin’ more tits in the deal!?”
Favre, weary of any negative attention the risqué foundation might receive, said his main focus was the action on the field. However, when pressed, he said the excitement surrounding the foundation showed he would acclimate well to New York.
“Tits and touchdowns, that’s my country,” Favre said.
