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Old Grandmas Getting Wasted Off Favre Buzz

August 7th, 2008 · No Comments

A friend just texted me a photo of a drink being served at his bar, which is frequented by old women and older women.

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Tags: Favre · Losloseeboy · NY Jets

I’ll Just Hold On To Mine In Case Tampa Bay Decides To Acquire Ally Sheedy

August 7th, 2008 · No Comments

Jimbuktu had asked me if I could try to throw this together for the Weekly Burn a couple of weeks back, but because I’m so awesomely reliable, I didn’t get around to it until a few days ago and by the time I was done with it With Leather had already beaten me to the [...]

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Tags: Ally Sheedy · Harvey Bars · Photoshops Gone Wrong

Brett “Schaefer” Favre

August 7th, 2008 · No Comments

Had enough Favre yet?
Sorry, you are getting more.
It is my duty as Jets fan to post this next item.
According to the video below, Favre drank a case of Schaefer the night before winning his first college football game. Favre, a 17-year-old college freshman at the time, played quarters with a roommate and polished off the [...]

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Tags: Brett Favre · Losloseeboy

Just A Reminder Red Sox: Playoff Frosted Tips Aren’t Even Remotely As Cool As Playoff Beards

August 7th, 2008 · 1 Comment

All I’m saying is that if you make this move, the next thing you know, Jacoby Ellsbury and Dustin Pedroia are carpooling to CVS to pick up some hair bleach and tin foil as a sign of team unity and that just wouldn’t be good for anyone.

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Tags: Frosted Tips · Harvey Bars · MLB · The Brothers Giles

Thanks But I’m Already Good As Is

August 7th, 2008 · No Comments

The rest of the sports universe can continue on with their torrid and unapologetic love infatuation with Brett Favre because as far New York Jets quarterbacks who wear #4 go, I’ve already got my horse.

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Tags: Brett Favre · Glenn Foley · Harvey Bars · NY Jets

Favre Flashes Into Jets Fans Hearts

August 7th, 2008 · No Comments

Brett Favre hasn’t been in New York long enough to grab a slice of pizza; yet he has already ingratiated himself to Super Bowl hungry Jets fans.
Spearheaded by wife Deanna, the Favres created a breast cancer foundation — Twenty’s for Tits — to help fight against the disease.
According to Deanna, a breast cancer survivor, the [...]

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Tags: Favre · Losloseeboy · NY Jets

The Ugly Language Of The Beautiful Game

August 7th, 2008 · No Comments

There are two brilliant items — one subtle, one blatant — in the following video from last night’s Red Bulls vs. Barcelona match.

Rob Stone’s Pepe Le Pew-esque call on Henry’s blast from about 10 yards out.
Red Bulls goalie Caleb Patterson-Sewell not pardoning his ‘french’ after repeatedly getting pummeled by shots.

Caleb was probably just a little [...]

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Tags: Losloseeboy · MLS Soccer