Michael Phelps has been bitten by the hipster bug.
Sorry, I’m just not buying the “ironic” Mark Spitz ’stache.
It won’t be long before Phelps starts showing up at races with his goggles and bathing cap crammed in a messenger bag.
After the training session, he undoubtedly threw on his most worn-in Salvation Army shirt and picked up a six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Once home, he blasted the newest Yeasayer album and wrote a 1,500-word blog post on a looming existential crisis.
