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The Final Straw For Me To Declare That I Can Not Possibly Detest Brett Favre More Than I Do At This Moment

August 1st, 2008 · 3 Comments

Brett Favre and I are two highly different individuals with completely distinct philosophies from one another regarding I would have to guess everything, proven today when he said he had to consider taking $20 million dollars from the Green Bay Packers to sit home and do nothing. I mean, that’s the goal right there. That’s [...]

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Tags: Brett Favre · Harvey Bars · NFL · Taft High Fightin' Caballeros

The Senior PGA Tour, It’s Orgasmic

August 1st, 2008 · 2 Comments

I sense a shift in the marketing of the Senior PGA Tour, which will open up AD space in the darkest corners of the internet, seedy Hollywood sex shops and every other commercial slot during football season.
Viagra, Cialis and any other blood-flowing-to-the-member-products were MADE to coincide with the Senior PGA Tour.
So, it’s time for the [...]

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Tags: Golf · Losloseeboy · Uncategorized

The Weekly Burn: Gaylords, Jay Fiedler, and Shark Week(!)

August 1st, 2008 · 6 Comments

You’re going to have to forgive me if this column isn’t up to par. I’m feeling feverish, and I can’t really see straight. And it all has to do with Yankee Stadium eats. What a shocking surprise.
I went to the Angels’ beatdown of the Bronx Bombers last night, and treated myself to quite the feast [...]

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Tags: Jimbuktu · The Weekly Burn

Here’s A List Of Steve Smiths That Are OK For You To Fuck With

August 1st, 2008 · 5 Comments

I’m not sure why people keep taking on Carolina Panther Steve Smith. Whether he’s dropping dudes in the film room or letting rookies know where they stand, he already seemed pretty bad ass and now he’s sending teammates who cross him off the field on a cart. He’s clearly the top dog on the Steve [...]

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Tags: Clowns · Harvey Bars · Random Lists · Steve Smith