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Matt Millen Handling And Discharging Firearms In His Spare Time

Posted by Harvey Bars · July 28th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Matt Millen, Gun Enthusiast

There’s a lot going on in this blurb from mlive.com. First, Brett Favre has apparently no qualms when it comes to calling/texting the Packers’ intradivision rivals and asking for advice which only furthers my theory that Brett Favre feels the NFL revolves around him. Second, I continually am amazed that people voluntarily keep seeking out Millen’s advice on anything football related. Third but certainly not least is this nugget of enjoyment:

“The next time was probably three weeks ago,” Millen said. “We texted back and forth. I told him I had a groundhog getting into my vegetable garden so I shot him. He said “Mmm, make a stew.”’

I have no doubt in mind that if it were Pacman Adam Jones capping marmots in his backyard , it would come under league review, so why not have Goodell take a looksy into this matter? Please, anything to give the Detroit Lion fanbase the belief that someday Matt Millen will no longer be involved in the team’s personnel decisions.

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  • 1 Harvey Bars // Jul 28, 2008 at 10:03 am

    And yes, I’m aware Millen shot a groundhog and not a gopher. I didn’t confuse my Bill Murray varmint targets. I did it for the love of the photoshop.

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