Tirico Suave

I’m going to pretend like the Most Interesting Man in the World is a real person, and wasn’t played by the actor Jonathan Goldsmith, who appeared in every 80’s TV show I can name. Knight Rider? Hasselyes. I’m also going to pretend that his arch nemesis is Peter Gammons, whom he’s had it out for since Gammons won his girlfriend in a back alley poker game. The following is thus a revenge piece, put together by the Most Interesting Man in the World, to get back at Gammons for embarrassing him and his pre-donated beard. Stay thirsty, my friends.