This has to be the least intriguing ESPN.com Breaking News section that I have ever seen:
And look what else is buzzing right now. I could care less about any of this:
Holy fucking fuck’s sake shit. Can’t we schedule an impromptu Bengals – Texans Hall of Fame game for days like this or have Hank Steinbrenner hold a press conference and berate him with baited questions until he calls Josh Beckett a fudge packer or something of the sorts? Anyone know if there are any marginally talented sixth men with afros opting to play in Greece today? I mean I’ll take anything mildly interesting at this point. This is brutal. I guess it’s a good time to check in on Abe Vigoda.
