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Quite Possibly The Most Boring Sports News Day In The History Of Boredom And Sports News Days

Posted by Harvey Bars · July 24th, 2008

This has to be the least intriguing ESPN.com Breaking News section that I have ever seen:

WNBA NEWS!


And look what else is buzzing right now. I could care less about any of this:

  • Favre’s phone wasn’t Packer issued
  • 50 Year Old To Play In WNBA
  • Classmates of Tim Donaghy sentenced to jail
  • Nuggets sign Chris Andersen
  • Steve Bartman turns down autograph request
  • Andrew Giuliani sues Duke
  • Yankees interested in Gerald Laird


  • Holy fucking fuck’s sake shit. Can’t we schedule an impromptu Bengals – Texans Hall of Fame game for days like this or have Hank Steinbrenner hold a press conference and berate him with baited questions until he calls Josh Beckett a fudge packer or something of the sorts? Anyone know if there are any marginally talented sixth men with afros opting to play in Greece today? I mean I’ll take anything mildly interesting at this point. This is brutal. I guess it’s a good time to check in on Abe Vigoda.

    Tags: Abe Vigoda · Harvey Bars

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