Fewer things in baseball give me more pleasure than New York Yankee panic moves. Even better is when those panic moves involve signing or trading for the biggest disappointments and/or wastes of space off my favorite team. Well right now, the Fightin’ Hanks are treating me like a Make-A-Wish Kid who has eleven minutes to live. As if signing the Big Sexy wasn’t enough, the latest rumors have the Yanks inquiring about both Jarrod Washburn and Jose Vidro. Act now Bombers and we’ll also throw in this Carlos Silva and two bottles of Jeremy Reed, yours to keep even if you decide to return the designated non-hitting designated hitter! Yes, the M’s would have to take back Kei Igawa and are paying $14M of Sexson’s salary, but fuck it. Young crap is better than old crap and Seattle’s has an endless amount Wii blood money to throw around.
The Yankees’ Plan For Overcoming The Sox And Rays? Acquiring All Of Seattle’s Crap
Posted by Harvey Bars · July 23rd, 2008 · 4 Comments
Tags: Harvey Bars · Jarrod Washburn · MLB · Seattle Mariners
4 responses so far ↓
1 hef // Jul 27, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Dirty thoughts…dirty thoughts…dirty thoughts…BOOYAH!!!
2 t // Jul 27, 2008 at 7:18 pm
just so you know, the yanks aren’t paying 14 million dollars for sexton, the mariners are. the yankees are paying him the base salary for an MLB player, somewhere around 150k. so the mariners are paying him to play for the yanks. and then the mariners give up their second best batter and their best reliever for a few no names and one good prospect. ouch
3 t // Jul 27, 2008 at 7:18 pm
but the video was entertaining i guess
4 Harvey Bars // Jul 27, 2008 at 7:30 pm
I’ll spoonfeed this to you, t.
“Yes, the M’s would have to take back Kei Igawa and are paying $14M of Sexson’s salary….”
And I have no idea what this is in reference to:
“and then the mariners give up their second best batter and their best reliever for a few no names and one good prospect.”
¿Qué fuck what?
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