Tirico Suave

Fewer things in baseball give me more pleasure than New York Yankee panic moves. Even better is when those panic moves involve signing or trading for the biggest disappointments and/or wastes of space off my favorite team. Well right now, the Fightin’ Hanks are treating me like a Make-A-Wish Kid who has eleven minutes to live. As if signing the Big Sexy wasn’t enough, the latest rumors have the Yanks inquiring about both Jarrod Washburn and Jose Vidro. Act now Bombers and we’ll also throw in this Carlos Silva and two bottles of Jeremy Reed, yours to keep even if you decide to return the designated non-hitting designated hitter! Yes, the M’s would have to take back Kei Igawa and are paying $14M of Sexson’s salary, but fuck it. Young crap is better than old crap and Seattle’s has an endless amount Wii blood money to throw around.