I used to look forward to Sports Illustrated’s “Sign of the Apocalypse.”
But in today’s digital crusade, the apocalyptic tidbit is usually staler than Josh Hamilton’s catchy addiction story Kimbo’s bread.
Some renegade blogger usually scoops up an interesting / quirky factoid off the tubes and runs with it.
SI — a depressing T-rex fossil — is left under a million sheets of magazine paper and red ink, murmuring about the Golden Age of the printing press.
Realizing this, I’m offering SI a helping hand. As of right now, Tirico Suave’s services are available for a daily “Sign Of The Apocalypse” post.
With that said, I offer you a sample of my work:
From left: Scott Van Pelt, Stuart Scott and Mike Tirico
“College students, looking for some action, dressed up as ESPN anchors on Halloween . . . and it worked.”
10 responses so far ↓
1 Harvey Bars // Jul 22, 2008 at 11:39 am
I wonder which one of those girls received a drunken three minute long voicemail from the kid on the left at the end of the night. I’m guessing it was the girl who went as a slutty Kelly Naqi.
2 cuckoo // Jul 22, 2008 at 1:46 pm
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
3 Shakespeare DiMaggio // Jul 22, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Is Stu Scott the kid from Everybody Hates Chris?
4 Jimbuktu // Jul 22, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Worst fucking costumes ever.
Maybe if Hispanic Stu had a football stuck in his eye I’d feel better about the whole thing.
5 Shakespeare DiMaggio // Jul 22, 2008 at 3:23 pm
ding ding ding. jimbuktu wins comment of the day. Your prize, this comment.
6 JB // Jul 22, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Anyone else notice that the blond needs a flashing yellow light and a “wide load” sign?
7 Glen Mac // Jul 23, 2008 at 2:50 pm
L-O-S-E-R-S.
8 Glen Mac // Jul 23, 2008 at 2:51 pm
you could at least have been holding mics with the espn logo. uncreative idiots.
9 Glen Mac // Jul 23, 2008 at 2:52 pm
and/or kobe or tiger’s dick in stuart scott’s mouth.
10 Jimbuktu // Jul 24, 2008 at 9:52 am
ZIIIIIIIIIING!
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