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Yankee Stadium’s Receding Hairline

July 22nd, 2008 · No Comments

The 85-year-old Bronx resident finally started to show signs of age on Tuesday evening.
He said the raucous All-Star weekend, which brought in guests from around the globe, took quite the toll on his health.
“I had that weekend off for the last 31 years,” he said. “It was utterly ridiculous to think I could play host [...]

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Tags: Losloseeboy · MLB · Yankee Stadium

I Agree With Carson

July 22nd, 2008 · No Comments

Carson Palmer is taking some heat for his disparaging comments regarding The Ohio State University. Interestingly enough, today was Ohio State’s turn to make their argument to be named ESPN’s Titletown. Archie Griffin made his pro-Ohio State argument. Here is this LSU alum’s rebuttal with a brilliant video thought up by darcagn.

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Tags: I enjoy SEC Football. · NCAA Football · Shakespeare DiMaggio

“God dammit …”, or: A Scene From the Life of Kerry Collins

July 22nd, 2008 · 2 Comments

(Setting: The Kerry Collins household)

Kerry Collins: God dammit, not again …
Kerry Collins: Honey!
Kerry Collins: Hooooney?!
Kerry Collins: HOOOOOOOOOONEYYYYYY!
Mrs. Kerry Collins: What the FUCK is it THIS time you god damn STINKING DRUNK!?

Kerry Collins: I shit in the shower again …
Mrs. Kerry Collins: You make me sick. Most people would learn from their mistakes and not finish [...]

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Tags: Jimbuktu · Kerry Collins Wastecase

Tirico Suave’s Sign Of The Apocalypse

July 22nd, 2008 · 10 Comments

I used to look forward to Sports Illustrated’s “Sign of the Apocalypse.”
But in today’s digital crusade, the apocalyptic tidbit is usually staler than Josh Hamilton’s catchy addiction story Kimbo’s bread.
Some renegade blogger usually scoops up an interesting / quirky factoid off the tubes and runs with it.
SI — a depressing T-rex fossil — is [...]

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Tags: Losloseeboy · SI

Just A Regular Snarky Sports Related Post That Doesn’t Take A Stand Against Crackheads, Religious Nutjobs Or Political Ads

July 22nd, 2008 · 1 Comment

Does anyone know what the solution is for turning around a team that is seven games under .500 and 12 games out of first place? Those of you who said Randy Wolf will receive a Bible from Josh Hamilton.

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Tags: Bad Ideas For Trades · Drexl Spivey · Randy Wolf