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Blue Jays Lineup Found In Port-A-Potty

Posted by Losloseeboy · July 13th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Nasty.

This is what the Jays trotted out against the Yanks on Sunday afternoon. It could be worse. Word is that John Gibbons used to get his lineups phoned in by this stoner.

But, hey, as of right now it is 4-0 Toronto Bills.

These guys don’t need a prototype DH at all.

They have Mr. Big.

Tags: Blue Jays · Eckstein as the DH · Losloseeboy · MLB

5 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Harvey Bars // Jul 13, 2008 at 1:09 pm

    If you have the opportunity to put a DH in the lineup who slugs .351, you gotta do it.

    Also, I have to admit, I was really hoping that Mr. Big link was going to lead me to this video.

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  • 2 Shakespeare DiMaggio // Jul 13, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    I never realized David Lee Roth was Mr. Big’s bassist.

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  • 3 Losloseeboy // Jul 13, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    Funny you say that.

    I was actually contemplating linking to that video, but went the self-promotion route instead.

    The music industry hasn’t done enough for me lately to warrant such gracious link-giving.

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  • 4 Vonbudel // Jul 14, 2008 at 8:56 am

    I bet Roddy Barajas didn’t even hit cleanup in A ball.

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  • 5 hef // Jul 14, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    As a Blue Jays fan (betcha didn’t think there were any reading this huh…so much for a clean getaway), unfortunately I cannot refute this. How we took two from the yankmes, I don’t know. Fuck.

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