Tirico Suave

I don’t know how entertaining this fight is going to be tonight, especially since the promoters didn’t heed our advice on a proposed undercard, but I’ll probably watch this anyway in hopes of it being some sort of trainwreck. Either that or some scenario where Sikahema is pounding Canseco only to have the real Jose run out and the end of the match to reveal that it’s actually been Ozzie Canseco this entire time.