Comments on: Flavor Flav Is Just Like You, That Is If You Also Lost Your Virginity When You Were Six

By: Aaron S.

Aaron S. — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 07:40:54 +0000

“my little joint got hard and….”

ahhh, the poetry of the bard never sounded sweeter….

By: Roger Dorn

Roger Dorn — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 01:06:31 +0000

I’m pretty sure I had no idea what sex was when I was five. I remember playing doctor with a girl around that age…and it wasn’t sexual. We actually just played as if we were doctors. Of course, we f*cked like two years later, but that was second grade and I had just had the board race of my life. In non-related news, I think that’s the year my friend attempted to defy gravity and pee up a slide. Tragic.

By: Losloseeboy

Losloseeboy — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:43:34 +0000

My college roommate did it at age 5.

Beat that, Flav!