After reading this interview with Flav, it’s going to be tough for me to enjoy any celebrity interview that doesn’t involve fucking up your teacher’s face, tricking someone into eating shit covered Ritz crackers or of course this fantastic nugget of hip-hop hype man insight:
Flavor Flav: Nah, I’m a tell you the truth; I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old. Yea, man. Because you know we learned to have done the nasty back in the days, and me and this girl we experiment, we were experimenting, and my little joint got hard, I penetrated for about a few seconds.
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1 Losloseeboy // Jul 11, 2008 at 11:43 am
My college roommate did it at age 5.
Beat that, Flav!
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2 Roger Dorn // Jul 11, 2008 at 6:06 pm
I’m pretty sure I had no idea what sex was when I was five. I remember playing doctor with a girl around that age…and it wasn’t sexual. We actually just played as if we were doctors. Of course, we f*cked like two years later, but that was second grade and I had just had the board race of my life. In non-related news, I think that’s the year my friend attempted to defy gravity and pee up a slide. Tragic.
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3 Aaron S. // Jul 12, 2008 at 12:40 am
“my little joint got hard and….”
ahhh, the poetry of the bard never sounded sweeter….
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