And for Christ’s sakes, how much slower can the Yankees get?

seriously (ignore the horrible copy ed on this link… yahoo is somewhat lame…)

if Sexon’s bat finds a way to heat up, I’m PISSED. I’m gonna do something horrible, like break into Bavasi’s house and change out all of his incandescent bulbs with flourescent ones so he gets a really bad headache.

Seriously, here is my problem with thw whole thing: If your gonna cut dead weight from this team, cut Vidro. You have a whole lot less vested in him, and in the (highly) unlikely case that his bat DOES get hot again, Sexon’s ceiling is MUCH higher. SO is his batting average right now. And Sexon can play a base.

Plus, if you cut Vidro, you can DH Felix Hernandez, who has the highest HR-PA ratio in all of baseball.

Plus, it’s not his lack of bats peed that is the problem with Richie Sexon, it is his complete and total lack of restraint at waiving lamely at pitches that are in the dirt two feet off the plate.

I’m merely saying that there is the possibility that this guy is gonna sign on somewhere else and get hot for the second half of the season. That would piss me off. There is NO chance of that happening with Vidro

Screw it. I’m just gonna blame it on Bavasi anyways….

Sucks to be those patrons.