Tirico Suave

The Mariners continued the process of purging their system of all things Bavasi today by releasing the 20th highest paid player in all of MLB, Richie Sexson. His .218 average will be missed and I figured I’d do my part to commemorate the big guy’s tenure in Seattle with some crude animation that shows what [...]

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“A former Los Angeles Rams football player was arrested this morning on suspicion of drugging and raping a female patron at his popular San Dimas sports bar, according to the Los Angeles County district attorney’s office. Antonio “Tony” Zendejas, 48, faces one felony count each of rape by use of drugs, rape of an unconscious [...]

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For me, a tuna fish, lettuce and tomato sandwich on a hard roll is a zen experience.
It’s akin to Phil Jackson running the triangle offense with three bald monks.
Today, I sat down with The Experience, which was accompanied by a monster deli-style pickle, bbq dirty chips and a diet pepsi. After taking a few chomps [...]

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Hot off their stirring “Take Me Out To The Ballgame” competition, ESPN has another terrible idea. If you’ve been watching SportsCenter the last couple of mornings, you have probably noticed their newest spot, Titletown, where different sports related towns vie for the coveted title with arguments from famous figures (Roy Williams for Chapel Hill, Tommy [...]

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