Tirico Suave

Yeah, haven’t posted in awhile.

In fact, the last time was posted was June 30 and it was about Jose Molina getting nailed in the balls. It sounds so much more juvenile when spelled out.

So, what have I been up to? Well, been hitting the pornhub.com handle . . . HARD

Just before, pursuing through the pool of AIDS, I clicked on the “VIDEOS BEING WATCHED” tab.

. . . and then my mind crumbled.

There was probably some meth-freak in Idaho looking at the same Heather deepthroat movie. This sick fuck was probably working a dead squirrel’s dried anus up and down on his pulpy-flesh-scorched cock.

So, yeah, that vision forced me to “X” out of the smut-zone.

With a guilt-ridden heart, I turned on the Yankees game.

I look into the stands and a bunch of mother fuckers are sporting Ron Jeremy mustaches. Resisting the urge to look up a Jeremy kosher classic, I instead tuned in on the action.

What I saw disturbed me (in a way that an animal-fucking, flyover-fuck could not).

I had heard that Aryan hate groups were becoming more common across the country, but in fucking New York City?

This little kid might as well be Hitler’s wet dream come to life.

* Edit: Fuck, I just saw what Harvey posted. This post is the furthest thing from SEXY and INFORMATIVE. It is pure trash. As a new guy around here, I fully expect to get a pink slip in my locker by 5 p.m. today.