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Real Life Tony Soprano Waves Jeter Home

July 9th, 2008 · 13 Comments

Bobby Abreu socked a game-winning double against the Rays in the bottom of the 10th inning.

Derek Jeter, chugging from first, scored on the play.

However, it wasn’t without a little extra motivation.

If you call “Score the run or sleep with the fish” motivation.

Anyway, enjoy.

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Tags: Losloseeboy · MLB · Mobsters are real · Video · kids

Has Ric Bucher Ever Been Right About Anything Ever?

July 9th, 2008 · 1 Comment

I certainly don’t think negatively of Ric Bucher. In all honesty, I don’t really think that much about him at all, aside from the times he’s on SportsCenter going over various NBA minutiae. But if I had to guess, I’d say his accuracy rate on reporting rumors has to be less than 10%, like for [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Ric Bucher · Unsuccessful Attempts At Prognosticating

Tirico Suave: Sexier Than Deadspin, More Informative Than FanHouse And The Big Lead

July 9th, 2008 · 5 Comments

I don’t know about you but when I think about sexy, two words come to mind: sports blogs. The folks over at BallHype know what I’m talking about as they were gracious enough to include us in their BlogDome Atlas (click the picture above for the bigger, clickable version). We somehow made it into their [...]

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Tags: BallHype · Brainy And Sexy · Harvey Bars

The Fair Weather Channel

July 9th, 2008 · No Comments

After a 19 month hiatus following the personally devastating Allen Iverson trade which cause me to flirt with switching my allegiance to the Denver Nuggets and later on the Seattle SuperSonics, I would like to announce that following the signing of Elton Brand, I am fully back on board with my 76er fandom, although I [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · NBA · Philadelphia 76ers · Rooting When It's Convenient For Me

When A Promotion Turns Scary

July 9th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Yeah, haven’t posted in awhile.
In fact, the last time was posted was June 30 and it was about Jose Molina getting nailed in the balls. It sounds so much more juvenile when spelled out.
So, what have I been up to? Well, been hitting the pornhub.com handle . . . HARD
Just before, pursuing through the pool [...]

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Tags: Doc hasn't refilled my perscription · Losloseeboy · MLB · Masturbation madness

In Beane We Trust

July 9th, 2008 · 3 Comments

I drink the Billy Beane Kool Aid by the gallon so after seeing yesterday’s Cubs-A’s trade, I fully expect:
a) Rich Harden to possibly not be available for the postseason this year, and almost certainly not make it to the end of next season without spending significant time on the DL. The current stretch he’s in [...]

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Tags: Billy Beane · Drexl Spivey · MLB

The Funniest Post I’ve Read In Some Time

July 9th, 2008 · No Comments

Bravo, Kissing Suzy Kolber.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Kissing Suzy Kolber

Milkshakes And Mustache Oil

July 9th, 2008 · 1 Comment

“I’ve traveled all over our country to be here tonight. So, ladies and gentlemen of the AMI…if I say I’m an mustache man you will agree. You have a great chance here, but bear in mind, I’ll shave it all off if you’re not careful. Out of all men that you beg for a chance [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · MLB · Mustaches · That's lamé! · The Brothers Giambi