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Bill Plaschke Knows What’s Best For Elton Brand

July 7th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Watching Plaschke take time off from writing one sentence paragraphs to hijack the set of a pancreatic cancer PSA and spittle his way through this godawful plea to Elton Brand asking him to stay with the Clippers has caused me to break the mute button from my Around The Horn: The Home Edition game.

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Tags: Bill Plaschke: Beat Writer/Life Coach · Douchebaggery · Harvey Bars · NBA

It Appears It’s Also Brenden Morrow’s Turn Not To Hate Sean Avery For A Few Seasons

July 7th, 2008 · 2 Comments

I have to be honest, today could very well end up being one of those days where I cut off the interest level of 98% of our readers decide to talk about my teams specifically. Do you really want to read another post about how to fix the MLB star game? Fine. Don’t vote in [...]

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Tags: Brenden Morrow · Dallas Stars · Harvey Bars · NHL

Mariners Miscarriage Of A Season Continues

July 7th, 2008 · 6 Comments

So you’re telling me you think you have what it takes to manage a major league ballclub. Ok, fine. Let’s test your knowledge of in-game strategy. It’s the 15th inning. The game is tied 1-1. You’re at home. Who do you send out to face Detroit’s 4-5-6 hitters in the top of the 15th?:
a) lefty [...]

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Tags: Cy Young Candidate R.A. Dickey · Harvey Bars · Jim Riggleman · Seattle Mariners