Two Newspaper Headlines From The Distant Future*

*Clearly in this scenario, newspapers and print media are still flourishing.

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1 Dan // Jul 3, 2008 at 2:50 am

LOL. That is the best ever!!!
2 Sports Tsar // Jul 3, 2008 at 6:57 am

your photoshop skills are vastly superior to my photoshop skills
3 Shakespeare DiMaggio // Jul 3, 2008 at 8:05 am

What is Ron Jaworski’s secret!?!?!
4 W.C. Heinz // Jul 3, 2008 at 8:14 am

The ink will never dry up.

Just like my cock.

And Buzz didn’t think the greats made phallic references.

Didn’t he ever read Walt Whitman?
5 Chuck // Jul 3, 2008 at 2:03 pm

Pretty fucking hilarious.
6 hef // Jul 4, 2008 at 10:31 am

What’s a newspaper?
7 Mitch // Jul 7, 2008 at 11:58 pm

Why are there so many typos in your fake papers? Doesn’t the future have spell check?

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