Tirico Suave. Apparently, now your number one source for hockey news on the net. While the rest of the blogosphere buzzes bout Baron Davis’s move to the Clippers, (wow, an early congrats to LAC on winning around 45 games next season, finishing 7th or 8th in the West and getting swept by the Lakers or Hornets) I’m excited for my Dallas Stars and their signing of Vogue intern/Brodeur antagonist/all-around douchenozzle Sean Avery. I hope his contract includes elevator incentives for every hit he lays on new Wing Marian Hossa. I haven’t spoken to Ranger fan ShakespeareD about this yet, but I assume this move also vaults Avery right back to the top of his most hated athlete list.
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1 Shakespeare DiMaggio // Jul 2, 2008 at 4:05 pm
The Rangers have shitted all over this offseason. I have been pissed off about losing Avery all day. Congratulations, he will be worth 6-7 wins next year.
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2 Sports Tsar // Jul 2, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Prepare for the inevitable purge of French-Canadian players from the Stars. Goodbye Philippe Boucher.
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