Illegal immigrants rejoice!
America’s pastime hath come to the rescue!
The Hudson Valley Renegades are excited to announce that ‘Born in The USA’ night will be a life changing night for one lucky fan. The Renegades will be starting one fan on the process of becoming a U.S. citizen Tuesday night at Dutchess Stadium.
Becoming a U.S. citizen is a lengthy and expensive process and starting Tuesday night one lucky fan will start the seven-month process of officially becoming a U.S. citizen.
Four pre-selected fans will compete in several on-field contests throughout the game, earning points for their performance in each event. At the end of the night the points will be totaled with the overall points winner having his or her naturalization process paid for by the Hudson Valley Renegades.
No word as to whether “Immigrant Song” will blast over the speakers during the events.
Also, no word as to what the “events” will be.
Possible options include:
- Pin the syringe on the ass
- Red Rover, Red Rover, send Osama on over
- Assimilating to the white man’s culture: Paint your body white in under 60 seconds!
- A game of RISK against Donald Rumsfeld
