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With a new stadium on the horizon, Jets fans will undoubtedly come face-to-face with the horror of Personal Seat Licenses (PSLs).
The Giants have already taken action, charging a one-time fee anywhere from $1,000 to $20,000. Once you have secured your hot fart plate, you then, and only then, have the right to buy season tickets.
However, [...]

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Illegal immigrants rejoice!
America’s pastime hath come to the rescue!
The Hudson Valley Renegades are excited to announce that ‘Born in The USA’ night will be a life changing night for one lucky fan. The Renegades will be starting one fan on the process of becoming a U.S. citizen Tuesday night at Dutchess Stadium.
Becoming a U.S. citizen [...]

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Quickly following up on their sudden publicity following yesterday’s story involving the accidental name switch of sprinter Tyson Gay, Christian news site OneNewsNow.com has decided to take their actions one step further and re-issue older sports trading cards, edited as they see fit. Below are some of the early prototypes I was able to get [...]

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