Tirico Suave

I like AOL FanHouse, so I didn’t care much to see them take undue heat from total outsiders regarding their most recent promotion in which they used extremely knowledgeable, yet unfunny girls, to advertise their product. Sure, the ladies looked like unibrowless Fridas (Gross), but they read off cue cards and told me things I [...]

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That’s a good idea Manny. Where did you come up with something so brilliant?

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Being that my Father hates me, I was raised a Knicks (as well as a Jets and Mets) fan. To this day, I prefer a 84-82 defensive struggle than a high octane 132-130 game. Though the Rockets stupidly fired Jeff Van Gundy (by far my favorite Knicks Coach ever), his system remained in place. They [...]

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Quinn Pitcock’s NFL To Do List (circa April 2007)
Play in 9 games.
Start one.
Get at least 1.5 career sacks.
Retire on my own terms at age 24.
Look into getting real estate broker’s license.

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“You steal movie posters dressed like as the Joker….I like that….”
Detective Mike Mohney said Monday 20-year-old Spencer Taylor of Three Rivers has been booked for investigation of larceny and malicious destruction of property. Mohney says officers who were dispatched early Sunday to the theater arrived to find employees restraining a man wearing a purple suit, [...]

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Nevermind, found one.

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There’s a lot going on in this blurb from mlive.com. First, Brett Favre has apparently no qualms when it comes to calling/texting the Packers’ intradivision rivals and asking for advice which only furthers my theory that Brett Favre feels the NFL revolves around him. Second, I continually am amazed that people voluntarily keep seeking out [...]

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Manny wouldn’t know the difference. Ship him to Green Bay, have ‘new’ manager Mike McCarthy hold a morning meeting explaining to Manny that the rules and strategy of baseball have been completely modified. He’ll be excited as if he were in gym class and it was a new school week and was time to move [...]

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I’m going to pretend like the Most Interesting Man in the World is a real person, and wasn’t played by the actor Jonathan Goldsmith, who appeared in every 80’s TV show I can name. Knight Rider? Hasselyes. I’m also going to pretend that his arch nemesis is Peter Gammons, whom he’s had it out for [...]

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