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Warming Up To Gosder Cherilus

Posted by Harvey Bars · June 26th, 2008

Gosder Cherilus

I clearly wasn’t happy when my beloved Detroit Lions selected Gosder Cherilus with their first round selection in last April’s NFL draft, but now that I see he attacks wimpy software engineers who refuse to leave their table to let Cherilus and his friends sit down at local bars, well, now I kind of like the big guy. Next time this computer geek Sean Maney sees Cherilus he’ll run faster than the IBM’s BlueGene/L supercomputer. Oh shit! What! I said it!

Also, I’ll save everyone the time of googling ‘shod foot‘. Apparently, all it means is to kick someone when they are down. If anyone has any further explanation or clarification on shod footing, feel free to chime on the subject. And yes, as far deadly weapons go, I’ll admit the shod foot is not the fiercest of the bunch. It’s probably not that much tougher than say poisonous cake.

Tags: Detroit Lions · Gosder Cherilus · Harvey Bars · NFL · Pretending I Know A Lot About Computers · Shod Foot

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