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If I Do Ever Start To Get A Little Homesick About New Jersey, I’ll Just Watch This Video

Posted by Harvey Bars · June 23rd, 2008 · 5 Comments

Where do you think this video took place?
a) Hoboken
b) Belmar
c) Staten Island
d) The Bronx



Via Busted Coverage.

Tags: Douchebaggery · Harvey Bars · MLB

5 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Losloseeboy // Jun 23, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    I’m thinking that it took place in Harrison, New York.

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  • 2 Roger Dorn // Jun 24, 2008 at 12:26 am

    First off, I take my meathead origin trivia very seriously. This doesn’t scream white-collar, Eli Manning man-crush Meathead, so Hoboken is out. It’s not the Bronx, otherwise the guy who just referred to Joe Girardi as RARDI would have had his ass beaten down right there. Here’s the tricky part. There is some serious overlap between the Belmar and Staten Island clientele. In fact, when these dudes turn 23-24 and go through Meathead puberty (skin turns orange and hair naturally Blows Out), they’ll be down the Jersey shore yelling cheeseballs til someone ends up with a tribal around their biceps. The real tell here are the girls at this party, not the guys. The girls aren’t nearly skanky enough to call this a beach house video. In fact, they’re not all attractive and look like they could have some serious pizza place butt going, which is ok in Staten Island but impossible to hide behind a pair of JLO Gucci rip-off sunglasses. Also, no shore house or city apartment has the floral wallpaper that this place does. It screams my tasteless, chain-smoking mother is away for the weekend so let’s have my angry Harvey Fierstein of a Red Sox friend come over for beers while the Yankees Bandwagon greaseball continually confuses Aaron Boone with his frosted tipped brother.

    You know, suck my grundel.

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  • 3 houroc // Jun 24, 2008 at 8:36 am

    Your from New Jersey? What part… I’m a fellow Jersey guy stuck in Texas now… LoL. I get home sick all the time.

    Anyway, I think has got to be in a college town. These guys clearly look like frat boys and the Yanks fan is a guido so I’m guessing this is either a Rutgers frat party in East Rutherford or a Seton Hall frat party in South Orange.

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  • 4 Vonbudel // Jun 24, 2008 at 8:42 am

    As a resident of Hoboken and regular witness of Belmar blowouts and bebe shirts, I couldn’t agree with your assessment more. Definitely SI, NY.

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  • 5 Todd S. // Jun 24, 2008 at 11:38 am

    Gotta be Staten Island. No place else would someone use the term “grand salami” and actually mean it.

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