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I Heard Golf Was Slightly Less Boring This Weekend

Posted by Harvey Bars · June 16th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Tiger made some incredible shots?!? Whah!!!! On a bad knee?!? Woweewoweewowee! And on his last put, he forced a playoff and now they have to play 18 more holes of boring fringe-sport golf?!? Zang! Also, Tiger Woods is not the greatest athlete of all time. I really don’t want to re-hash that old argument, but personally, I like my candidates for greatest athletes of all time to have to have ran (or skated in an accelerated manner) at some point in their competitive athletic career to be up for consideration. That should be all for now. I’ll leave you with easily the most entertaining moment in golf history.

Tags: Fringe Sports · Harvey Bars · High Horse · Tiger Woods

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  • 1 Shakespeare DiMaggio // Jun 16, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    Knoxville- “I’m sorry, I have bursitis.”

    Golfer- “Why does that mean you have to play with that horn?”

    Knoxville- “It helps.”

    Awesome.

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  • 2 White Velvet // Jun 17, 2008 at 7:49 am

    Your Right Harvey! Tiger isn’ the greatest athlete of all time. He is 2nd behind Jordan.

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  • 3 Harvey Bars // Jun 17, 2008 at 8:15 am

    Yeah and third is this little Chinese kid I saw playing Guitar Hero III at Best Buy last Saturday. Man was he a force with the way he was able to focus his concentration. He was in the zone. And boy was he competitive! Rumor is he’s never lost a high score going into Sunday. Plus he was wearing a knee brace which made it that more impressive.

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  • 4 Benny Biancalana // Jun 18, 2008 at 12:06 pm

    White Velvet, sorry but golfers don’t even make it into the discussion of greatest athlete. I’d rank Steve Balboni and Paul Mokeski higher on the list. However, after Sunday’s performance, Tiger is a shoo-in for a Best Actor nomination.

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