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Posted by Harvey Bars · June 11th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Citizen Hank Steinbrenner

From Newsday via the Posterboy comes perhaps the greatest nugget of news any of us here at Tirico Suave have heard in our short existence: come September, Hank Steinbrenner will be penning HIS OWN COLUMN for the Sporting News. I don’t what he’s going to write about, but I have the absolute utmost faith that whatever he puts together will be the greatest combination of words ever assembled on a sheet of paper. Maybe he’s posturing himself to become Deadspin’s new editor. Although according to Newsday’s writeup, he’ll only be writing about once a month. Wait….he’s an egotistical asshole, thinks he knows everything about sports, and will only be writing once every 30 days….why doesn’t he just join our staff?

Tags: Hank Steinbrenner · Harvey Bars · MLB · Rosebud = Joba

2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 thegasman // Jun 12, 2008 at 12:43 pm

    dude, that’s top notch work. we want to be you when we grow up.

    nice work!

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  • 2 Harvey Bars // Jun 12, 2008 at 1:08 pm

    Thank you sir.

    Anytime I can put a blackfaced smile on Mr. Jolson and associates, I know it’s a job well done.

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