Tirico Suave

Before Michael Kay awakened me to the fascinatingly disturbing story of how Milton Bradley came to be, well, Milton Bradley, I always just thought he was misunderstood.
Kay’s words flowed over Bradley’s at bat against the Yankees’ Jose Veras in the eighth-inning of last night’s game.
If you don’t want to watch the video below, here is [...]

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Yankees relief pitcher Jose Veras got crossed up with Jose Molina last night against Texas. Molina was looking for a breaking ball and Veras threw a heat-seeking fastball.
The result?
Roasted Nuts.
Yup, he took it right in the catcher-creator.
Evidence, amateur porn, below.

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The NBA Draft is in the books. As is the case every year, some teams became better, some stayed about the same and others became, much, much worse. The draft is traditionally a time for underachieving teams to add players to their roster and avoid returning to the lottery the following offseason. Unfortunately, some GM’s [...]

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Dear Real, Credited, Respected, I-Went-To-School-For-This-Shit Journalists,

I’ll be honest with you. I want you to win this so called mainstream media v. blogs war. I mean, you created it, you should come out on top. I don’t start seasons in Madden to go 6-10, right? But over the last few weeks, a few of you aren’t [...]

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Continuing Mets fan Shakey D’s favorite ongoing TS feature, here’s the combined stats of Sid and the previously discussed R.A. Dickey against the Mets this week: 13 IP, 11 H, 0 R, 9 K, 2 W.

Incredible. I mean Dickey, the 2007 PCL pitcher of the year, is this generation’s Hoyt Wilhelm so his success [...]

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I honestly don’t know how I didn’t see this article earlier. The gist:
No QB has performed so far below the league average for so long as Joey Harrington. To be clear, Joey Harrington probably isn’t the worst quarterback of all time in an absolute sense. But in terms of being so far below average, but [...]

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Last February, the precocious Mariners franchise went down to a Baltimore area Gamestop and laid down some hard earned prospects to acquire the latest installment of a video game franchise that was seemingly ready to live up to it’s hype. When early editions of the game were first released to little or no fanfare, gamers [...]

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ESPN’s own Chris Berman sat down for an intimate conversation with the Knicks’ new cocky Italian Stallion, Danilo Gallinari.
While downing a jug of Carlo Rossi and a steaming pile of angel hair pasta, Berman cut to the heart of the issues.
Sports journalism is greater for it.
Divertirsi, paisanos!

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I clearly wasn’t happy when my beloved Detroit Lions selected Gosder Cherilus with their first round selection in last April’s NFL draft, but now that I see he attacks wimpy software engineers who refuse to leave their table to let Cherilus and his friends sit down at local bars, well, now I kind of like [...]

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