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The Grossest Picture The Onion’s Ever Printed

May 23rd, 2008 · 9 Comments

This picture’s from an article entitled “Paul Pierce Accused Of Using Spitball” but in all honesty it looks more like the ball that happened to be left on the set on the day that they were shooting the Houston 500.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · That's Not Spit

God I Hate eBay Savvy People

May 23rd, 2008 · 4 Comments

So I’ve been using my economic stimulus check in the best way I see fit: by wasting it on things I don’t need or will ever use. For instance, I talked myself into spending whatever it took to win this authentic Lions’ Don Majkowski jersey on eBay.

I mean, I don’t even recall the Majik man [...]

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Tags: Die eBay User Vyoshida Die · Harvey Bars

The Players I’m Most Disappointed With This NBA Postseason

May 23rd, 2008 · 11 Comments

The other night I was watching game seven of the Spurs/Hornets series at my brother’s house. To give you a visual, my brother is tall, skinny and athletic. I, on the other hand, look like as if someone attempted to clone my brother, only the machine broke three quarters of the way through the process [...]

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Tags: High Horse · NBA · White Velvet