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Posted by Losloseeboy · May 22nd, 2008 · 13 Comments

Just look at new Knicks coach Mike D’Antoni.

He has that Milanese mafia look drooling all over his salt & pepper mustache.

This man will turn around New York and whack Jay-Z’s Nets before it is all said and done.

Consider me your foot solider, Mike.

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  • 1 Don Toni // May 22, 2008 at 8:04 am

    Stephon! Come here. What’s the matter with you? I think your brain’s going soft with all that comedy you’re playing with that young girl. Never tell anyone outside the Family what you’re thinking again! Go on.

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  • 2 Post Game Interview Transcript // May 22, 2008 at 9:09 am

    Al Trautwig- Mr. Lee, has coach Don Toni given you an order to rebound the basketball?

    David Lee- No, I’ve never spoken directly to Coach Don Toni.

    Trautwig- Mr Lee, was there always a buffer involved?

    Lee- A Buffer?

    Trautwig- A buffer. Someone in between you and your possible superiors who passed on to you the actual order to rebound.

    Lee- Oh yeah, a buffer. The Knicks have a lot of buffers!

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  • 3 Don Walsh // May 22, 2008 at 9:21 am

    I never thought you were a bad assistant, Herb. I thought Isiah was a bad coach, rest in peace.

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  • 4 Zach Randolph // May 22, 2008 at 10:17 am

    I said leave the gun, take the cannoli’s, not the other way around.

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  • 5 Eddy Curry // May 22, 2008 at 10:27 am

    No, seriously though guys, don’t forget to take the cannolis.

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  • 6 Jerome James // May 22, 2008 at 10:56 am

    Jerome James- “Oh, Don Toni. I am fat and I never play. What should I do?”

    Don Toni- “You can act like a man!”

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  • 7 Anucha Browne Sanders // May 22, 2008 at 11:25 am

    (After being hugged)

    Nooooooooooo! Read the papers! Read the papers! That’s your ex-coach! That’s your ex-coach!

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  • 8 Midnight. Don Walsh's Office // May 22, 2008 at 11:38 am

    Don Walsh: Nate Robinson is crying upstairs. I hear cars coming to the house. Head coach of mine, I think it’s time you told your GM what everyone seems to know.

    Don Toni: I didn’t tell Nate anything. I was just about to come up and wake you so that I could tell you.

    Don Walsh: But you needed a drink first.

    (Don Toni nods)

    Don Walsh: And now you’ve had your drink.

    Don Toni: We didn’t get the first pick in the lottery. We’re going to have to draft OJ Mayo or Brook Lopez.

    [the Don accepts this news without any sign of emotion, except to close his eyes and remain silent for a few minutes]

    Don Walsh: I want all inquiries made. I want no acts of vengeance. I want you to arrange a meeting with the heads of the NBA’s competition committee. This war stops now.

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  • 9 Don Walsh's Phone. 2 PM. // May 22, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    Mitch Kupchak: Now you listen to me, you smooth-talking son-of-a-bitch. Let me lay it on the line for you and your boss, whoever he is: I will not trade Andrew Bynum for Eddy Curry. I don’t care how many dago guinea wop greaseball goombahs come out of the woodwork!

    Don Walsh: I’m German-Irish.

    Mitch Kupchak: Well, lemme tell ya something, my Kraut-Mick friend!

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  • 10 Dolan House. Late afternoon. // May 22, 2008 at 1:09 pm

    Charles Dolan: I never wanted this for you. I work my whole life - I don’t apologize - to take care of my family, and I refused to be a fool, dancing on the string held by all those bigshots. I don’t apologize - that’s my life - but I thought that, that when it was your time, that you would be the one to hold the string. Senator Dolan; Governor Dolan, lead singer of a Golden Earring cover band Dolan Well, it wasn’t enough time, James. It wasn’t enough time.

    James Dolan: We’ll get there, pop. We’ll get there.

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  • 11 Stephon Marbury's Hotel Room, 9 PM // May 22, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    Don Walsh: My credit good enough to buy you out?

    Stephon Marbury: Buy me out?
    [Mardy Collins laughs nervously]

    Don Walsh: The contract, the sneaker company. The Knickerbocker Family wants to buy you out.

    Stephon Marbury: The Knickerbocker Family wants to buy me out? No, I buy you out, you don’t buy me out.

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  • 12 MSG Kitchen // May 22, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    Jimmy Dolan: How’s Isiah?

    Don Walsh: Oh Isiah…..won’t see him no more.

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  • 13 Cold Stone Creamery. After 8 pm // May 22, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    Malik Rose: How’s the junk food in this place?

    Eddy Curry: Good. Try the triple decker fudge swirl banana split topped with whip cream, butterscotch, caramel, sprinkles, gummi bears, Reese’s Pieces and sour patch kids. It’s the best in the city.

    Rose: I’ll have it.

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