Tirico Suave

I was a little upset by the results of the NBA Draft Lottery yesterday. See as a Mets, Jets, Knicks and Ranger fan, I have not had a lot of good going on lately. I’d decided in my mind that the Knicks were going to get one of the first two picks, but instead they got pick #6. As a fan of those 4 aforementioned teams, I’ve had to talk myself into a lot of different things through the years and this year will be no exception. Goodbye Derrick Rose. Goodbye Michael Beasley. Hello OJ Mayo. Even with the hires of Donnie Walsh and Mike D’Antoni, the arrival of OJ has always been inevitable. At least this early mock draft says so. And I’m pumped up. It’s me and you against the world OJ!!! Fuck the haters. Let’s do this!!!!!