In case anyone in the Bulls organization is reading this blog and are still wavering between Derrick Rose and Michael Beasley, let me sum up for you ESPN’s comparisons for both:
Derrick Rose:
“A more dynamic Deron Williams.” Nice.
Michael Beasley:
“Compares to Derrick Coleman.” Ewwwwwwwwwwww.
3 responses so far ↓
1 Derrick Coleman // May 21, 2008 at 11:06 am
What was wrong with my career? I’m 40 and I don’t even need a heart transplant.
2 Harvey Bars // May 21, 2008 at 11:22 am
Hey Derrick, thanks for your input. No you had a decent career, but your numbers peaked in your third year and from that point on they declined pretty much every season. Plus you were hurt a lot. I was under the impression that you were in the Joe Smith category of decent players who just shouldn’t have gone first overall, but looking over the 1990 draft, the only player I think should have been selected over you was Gary Payton. Still you were definitely an underachiever and kind of an asshole. Regardless, Derrick Rose should go first.
3 Derrick Coleman // May 21, 2008 at 11:49 am
Fuck Gary Payton. Only douche bags play defense. Shakespeare agrees with me. And I could have been the best Power Forward ever if I could stop eating and getting arrested all the time.
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