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Tirico Suave

This Should Settle The Rose-Beasley Debate

May 20th, 2008 · 3 Comments

In case anyone in the Bulls organization is reading this blog and are still wavering between Derrick Rose and Michael Beasley, let me sum up for you ESPN’s comparisons for both:

Derrick Rose:
“A more dynamic Deron Williams.” Nice.

Michael Beasley:
“Compares to Derrick Coleman.” Ewwwwwwwwwwww.

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Possibly The Stupidest Phrase In All Of Sports

May 20th, 2008 · 8 Comments

Jon Barry, on NBA Shootaround, when asked who had more pressure on them in the Pistons-Celtics series, Flip Saunders or Doc Rivers:

“The Pistons have been to six straight Eastern Conference finals, but only have one title. They’re quickly becoming the Atlanta Braves of the NBA.”

So, one championship and nearly two decades of division titles and [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · NBA · Sucking Through Excellence