Tirico Suave

Hoping To Someday Be Known As Tyler Perry’s Tirico Suave

Tirico Suave

Jason Giambi - “Party like a rock star, hammer like a porn star, rake like an all-star…dress like the daughter on the Bill Engvall Show?”

Posted by Roger Dorn · May 16th, 2008

Someone needs to tell Jason Giambi that you can’t be your own Slumpbuster. In a recent Conde Nast Portfolio article, Giambi claims to wear a gold lamé, tiger-stripe thong when he’s not hitting. I claim this cuts down on seeing panty lines through his uniform. Wait, what? Damn you, Jason Giambi, damn you. What happened to the guy who used to tittygraph his way through a night of drinking?

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