Someone needs to tell Jason Giambi that you can’t be your own Slumpbuster. In a recent Conde Nast Portfolio article, Giambi claims to wear a gold lamé, tiger-stripe thong when he’s not hitting. I claim this cuts down on seeing panty lines through his uniform. Wait, what? Damn you, Jason Giambi, damn you. What happened to the guy who used to tittygraph his way through a night of drinking?
5 responses so far ↓
1 Steroids // May 16, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Man, it feels like only yesterday that I was Giambi’s slumpbuster.
2 Jeremy Giambi // May 16, 2008 at 12:33 pm
First off, holy shit, I can’t believe I have my own website.
Secondly, dude, can you throw me just ONE of those chicks? I’d even take deadly little Miho there all the way to the left even though I heard she won’t let you feel a thing unless she wants to.
3 Harvey Bars // May 16, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Maybe my PA Chantrelle didn’t forward along the memo from the TS production meeting, but when it comes to terrible TBS shows that have no business being on tv still, this site backs House of Payne. Note for future reference.
4 SoxAddict // May 16, 2008 at 1:05 pm
What he didn’t mention is his true use for the thong.
Who needs to pull their underpants all the way off for buttcheek steroid injection when the cheek is already accessible?!
5 Tyler Perry // May 16, 2008 at 2:23 pm
I just found a wad of cash in these pants I haven’t worn in a while and I decided to buy your site. It will now be referred to in the future as Tyler Perry’s Tirico Suave.
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