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Jason Giambi - “Party like a rock star, hammer like a porn star, rake like an all-star…dress like the daughter on the Bill Engvall Show?”

May 16th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Someone needs to tell Jason Giambi that you can’t be your own Slumpbuster. In a recent Conde Nast Portfolio article, Giambi claims to wear a gold lamé, tiger-stripe thong when he’s not hitting. I claim this cuts down on seeing panty lines through his uniform. Wait, what? Damn you, Jason Giambi, damn you. What happened [...]

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Tags: Engvall better than Tyler Perry · MLB · Roger Dorn · That's lamé!

How Roy Williams Trains In The Offseason

May 16th, 2008 · 5 Comments

You can say what you want about the man, but at least he’s constantly working on his technique.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · NFL · Roy Williams · Zero Sympathy For Dead Or Injured Equines