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Explaining To The Non And Casual Sports Fan What It’s Like To Go From Isiah Thomas To Mike D’Antoni

May 11th, 2008 · 3 Comments


Isiah Thomas Mike D'Antoni
Isiah Thomas
Mike D’Antoni
.341 Win % With Knicks .650 Win % With Suns
$11.6M Sexual Harrassment Settlement 2004-05 Coach Of The Year
Yelling questions out your window to whomever may hear you when you’re looking for information Using Google
Living in a third world country, covered in flies, suffering from extreme malnourishment Being adopted by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt
Pete Best’s career Ringo Starr’s career
Being blind and deaf Having 20/20 vision and perfect hearing
Getting dragged by your girlfriend to go see the new Sex and the City movie Being blind and deaf
Getting sodomized by Nikolay Valuev Being fellated by Shannyn Sossamon
Mike D’Antoni, NBA Player Isiah Thomas, NBA Player
Having a coach who feuds with players, alienates the fan base, makes terrible personnel moves, and has a double standard on the use of the word ‘bitch’. None of that

Tags: Harvey Bars · Isiah Thomas · Mike D'Antoni · NBA

3 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Losloseeboy // May 11, 2008 at 1:24 pm

    Isiah:
    Living in the Ninth Ward when Katrina hit

    D’Antoni:
    Living in Archie Manning’s mansion when Katrina hit.

  • 2 Adam // May 12, 2008 at 7:52 am

    Isiah:
    Using the 2nd pick in the draft to select Charles Rogers

    D’Antoni:
    Not being on Matt Millen’s draft team.

  • 3 Roger Dorn // May 13, 2008 at 12:53 am

    Isiah:
    Kathy Bates Nude

    D’Antoni:
    Anyone but Kathy Bates Nude.

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