Tirico Suave

We’re jacking a video from Gutty Little Bruins once again. This one features Brennan Carroll, son of Pete and assistant at USC, at a tryouts for walk-ons. This video is six minutes of gold. Some points to look for:

1. I’m 97.4% sure this video was done by either the faux-documentary crew who shoots the Office or by Christopher Guest.
2. I defy anyone to wear an upside down visor and one of those loose, tarp-like, hang-off coach’s shirts and not come off as a douchebag.
3. I have no idea what ‘dog-whoash’ is or means.
4. ‘I don’t have a whistle, I just say whistle.’
5. My absolute favorite moment is at the 4:03 mark when Carroll says ‘Watch this’ and proceeds to throw a no-look pass that falls six feet in front of the receiver. I’ve watched that part at least 13 times.
6. It would not surprise me one bit if Brennan Carroll was not actually a coach in any capacity and that Pete Carroll just gave him a camera and a group of intramural guys as a plea to get Brennan to get up before noon and stop playing NCAA Football 2008 for nine hours a day. Now without any further blabbering: