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The Way Of The Sandlot

May 11th, 2008 · 4 Comments

I was in the midst of putting together a compilation of some of my favorite movie scenes when I had to step away for a moment. Our new brazen video intern, Chaz, not yet knowing his way around the Tirico Suave editing room but still wanting to impress his new bosses, starting playing with the [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Mashups · Movies · Video

Helping You Gauge Your Level Of College Basketball Fandom

May 11th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Let’s do this Foxworthy style:

If finding out that one of the top recruits in the country, who unexpectedly chose USC, and seems like he’s kind of jerkoff, even by high school athlete standards, took money illegally while at school surprised you in the least, then you might be a casual college basketball fan.

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Tags: Drexl Spivey · NCAA Basketball · OJ Mayo · Professional Amateur Athletes · USC

Brennan Carroll Is The Most Gifted Comedic Mind Of Our Time

May 11th, 2008 · 3 Comments

We’re jacking a video from Gutty Little Bruins once again. This one features Brennan Carroll, son of Pete and assistant at USC, at a tryouts for walk-ons. This video is six minutes of gold. Some points to look for:

1. I’m 97.4% sure this video was done by either the faux-documentary crew who shoots the Office [...]

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Tags: Brennan Carroll · Douchebaggery · Harvey Bars · Masters Of Comedy · NCAA Football · USC

Explaining To The Non And Casual Sports Fan What It’s Like To Go From Isiah Thomas To Mike D’Antoni

May 11th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Isiah Thomas
Mike D’Antoni

.341 Win % With Knicks
.650 Win % With Suns

$11.6M Sexual Harrassment Settlement
2004-05 Coach Of The Year

Yelling questions out your window to whomever may hear you when you’re looking for information
Using Google

Living in a third world country, covered in flies, suffering from extreme malnourishment
Being adopted by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

Pete Best’s career
Ringo Starr’s [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Isiah Thomas · Mike D'Antoni · NBA

Picking On Old Timers

May 11th, 2008 · No Comments

Karl Ravech, introducing guest Juan Marichal on Baseball Tonight, “Known for his delivery, his deception but most of all for his ability.” He’s also known for taking a bat to the helmetless head of Johnny Roseboro, in one of the more notorious acts in baseball history. Oh, and he also enjoys taking in a good [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Juan Marichal · MLB · Picking On The Elderly