What’s your favorite Brad Ausmus highlight? Mine’s…uh…the time he…went left and then right…and threw…the thing about ethics is…Ok, I don’t have a favorite Brad Ausmus moment. And judging by his YouTube videos, I’m not the only one. But a few weeks back, Ausmus entered the 9th inning of a close game as a 2nd Baseman. America, Fuck yeah! The “Defensive Replacement” made about 500 unnecessary hand movements to help sell the fact that he belonged out there even though he obviously didn’t. Then guess what happened? The inning ended and Ausmus wasn’t forced to field a single ball. BORING! I don’t have the editing skills to digitally send a baseball screaming towards second base, but I can juice up the highlights. Warning: Brad Ausmus is a real Major League Baseball player, not a paid celebrity, so to help tell his story we hired Leslie Nielsen and Bob Costas.
Totally Unrelated. Ever wish you had two hours of your life back?
5 responses so far ↓
1 Harvey Bars // May 7, 2008 at 9:50 am
Over/under on how many times we work Bob Costas cursing into a video of the next, let’s say 6 months, I’m going with 15.
Maybe it would be more accurate if I said “worked into a video idea that may or may not get executed and posted but sure sounded like a funny idea”.
2 Harvey Bars // May 7, 2008 at 9:53 am
Also, along the same line of thinking, ‘Bad Video Ideas’ may surpass ‘Hank Steinbrenner’ and ‘Shaun Alexander Is Overrated & Doesn’t Block’ as our most popular tag.
3 Buda Rico // May 7, 2008 at 10:09 am
What about Ausomest?
4 Harvey Bars // May 7, 2008 at 10:17 am
That will probably fall into the ‘Deer Penis Smoothies’ and ‘Ed Begley Jr. Dismemberment’ category. A real mashup genius would be able to incorporate all three into a video.
5 Buda Rico // May 7, 2008 at 10:21 am
The Gauntlet has been laid down.
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