“Sure, Bobby, whatever makes you happy. Small bills, ok? Do you have an offshore account we could direct deposit this in right this minute? Perhaps you’d accept an open-ended hedge fund for your troubles. One thing’s for certain is that we’d definitely feel better if we were able to lock you up. You’re a big part of this team’s future. 35 year old WR’s who’ve had one monster year preceded by five or six injury riddled campaigns don’t come on the market too often.”
