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Games Suck

May 6th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Want to have a potato sack race, son? Only the bag is plastic and I’m going to put it over your head. Go! Courtesy of Rotoworld:
Free agent DL Darrion Scott was formally charged today for allegedly assaulting his son last week. Scott will face two felony charges and one misdemeanor charge. The boy’s mother allegedly [...]

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Tags: NFL · Roger Dorn · Suffocating Children

Great (But Possibly Meaningless) Stat

May 6th, 2008 · 3 Comments

I just heard this on Chad Ford’s podcast. LeBron James, in three years, already has more career playoff SERIES victories than Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce and Ray Allen have in their 35 combined NBA seasons.

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Tags: Drexl Spivey · LeBron James · NBA

35 Year Old Bobby Engram Wants A New Contract

May 6th, 2008 · 2 Comments

“Sure, Bobby, whatever makes you happy. Small bills, ok? Do you have an offshore account we could direct deposit this in right this minute? Perhaps you’d accept an open-ended hedge fund for your troubles. One thing’s for certain is that we’d definitely feel better if we were able to lock you up. You’re a big [...]

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Tags: Bobby Engram · Delusions of Grandeur · Harvey Bars · NFL

My Offer To Scarlett Johansson

May 6th, 2008 · 6 Comments

By now, you may have heard that Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds have announced that they are engaged. I have to admit I’m taking this news pretty hard since not only is ScarJo on my list of Five Girls I Can Sleep With And My Girlfriend Can’t Get Mad At, she was my #1. Worse [...]

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Tags: Delusions of Grandeur · Harvey Bars