I swear to fucking tits, if Eight Belles being euthanized turns into Barbaro Pt. 2, I’m going to shut this blog down, cancel all my sports packages, quit my 37 fantasy leagues, sell my tv and move to a country where sports and more importantly sports coverage are yet to exist. A horse dying is [...]
On My High Horse. Get It? Huh? Do Ya?
May 3rd, 2008 · 2 Comments
Tags: Harvey Bars · High Horse · Zero Sympathy For Dead Equines
What Do I Have To Do To Get This Commercial Off Television?
May 3rd, 2008 · 1 Comment
I will spend my entire next paycheck on GoPhones and GoPhone related merchandise if it means I don’t have to see this ad three times ever commercial break. And the fact that that kid isn’t even Meat Loaf’s real son but looks just like him bothers me even more. That fat face over bite shimmy [...]
Tags: Fat Kids · Harvey Bars · Meat Loaf · NBA · Video
Zaza Pachulia Englishes The Shit Out Of The Microphone
May 3rd, 2008 · 2 Comments
I can’t speak for the fans of Atlanta, but I sure as hell know I’m pumped now.
Tags: Harvey Bars · NBA · Video · Zaza Pachulia
Phil Hughes Near-Sighted, Broken Rib 20-20 Vision
May 3rd, 2008 · 1 Comment
According to the New York Daily News, Philip Hughes will be sporting some new eyewear when he returns to the mound. Exclusive to TiricoSuave.com, the conversation that led to the discovery of Hughes’ eye problems.
GIRARDI
Now, there are a lotta pitchers that
started out wild and, after workin’
it out in the minors, for a while,
went on to [...]
Tags: Brian Cashman Suicide Watch · Fantasy Sports · MLB · Roger Dorn
