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Entries from May 2008

The Complete Canseco – Sikahema Undercard

May 30th, 2008 · 4 Comments

By now, you may have heard that former standout kick returner Vai Sikahema has accepted Jose Canseco’s open invitation to a boxing match that will take place July 12th in Atlantic City. What you probably haven’t heard is that like the main event, the undercard is comprised entirely of matches pitting baseball juicers against former [...]

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Tags: Emanuel Lewis Schmeling · Harvey Bars · MLB · MMA

Doug Collins Is The Bulls Coach?

May 29th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Just an amazing day yesterday. First, I was walking home from school listening to a tape of this new amazing song called “Waiting For A Star To Fall” by this group Boy Meets Girl on my Walkman. Then when I walked in the door, my mom surprised me with a new pair of Z. Cavaricci [...]

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Tags: 1.21 Gigawatts! · Alien Nation · Harvey Bars · NBA

Jim Leyland Lets Everyone Know That Carlos Guillen Has Been Pushing Himself Too Hard

May 28th, 2008 · 5 Comments

From this article: “He can hardly move — he’s got hemorrhoids so bad,” Tigers manager Jim Leyland said Tuesday. “He’s been playing with hemorrhoids that probably need to be lanced. He probably shouldn’t have been out there.” Leyland said the hemorrhoids have been bothering Guillen for about four or five days, but they have gotten [...]

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Tags: Anal Fissures · Harvey Bars · Lancing · MLB

Ichiro Is A Baseball God

May 27th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Courtesy of Sox and Dawgs comes one of the few bright spots in a terrible Mariners’ season.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Ichiro · MLB · Seattle Mariners · Video

Coffee is for Closers: Major League / Glengarry Glen Ross Mashup

May 27th, 2008 · 4 Comments

The Cleveland Indians have a bullpen ERA of 4.65, good for second to last in the majors. Betancourt was a disaster as a fill-in closer and the tribe is 1-9 in their last ten. Thank god Joe Borowski and his poor man’s Jamie Moyer fastball have returned. I had a fantasy baseball magazine a few [...]

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Tags: Buda Rico · MLB · Mashups · Movies · Video

The Side Effects Of Serving Up Record Breaking Homeruns

May 26th, 2008 · 2 Comments

If you give up the homerun that breaks the all time mark to someone who used steroids, you will spend the rest of your life looking like an eyebrow-less version of Matthew Berry.

UPDATE: I’m pretty sure this picture was discussed by Berry and Nate Ravitz on the 5/27 edition of the Fantasy Focus podcast. The [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · MLB · The Eyebrowless Mr. Roto

Wait, You’re Telling Me This Guy Smokes Weed?

May 25th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Wouldn’t have guessed it in a million years…..

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Tags: Goofy Guys With Big Hair Who Smoke Weed · Harvey Bars · NBA

Replay In Baseball

May 25th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Let me simplify the replay in baseball argument for everybody: if you’re against it, then you’re an idiot. I’m looking at you Joe Morgan, Kevin Kennedy, and
anyone else who has spoken up against replay over the last few weeks. What is it about baseball that makes everyone so afraid of progression and change? Here’s [...]

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Tags: Against Replay = Dum Dum · Harvey Bars · MLB

ESPN Can See Into The Future

May 24th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Tayshaun Prince just scored to cut the Celtics lead to nine with a little under three minutes to go, but that doesn’t seem to matter to ESPN.com who has already posted this on their front page.

The caption and description below are all over the place. KG scored so many points that the number was no [...]

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Tags: Drexl Spivey · ESPN Doesn't Need To Watch The Entire Game · NBA

The Grossest Picture The Onion’s Ever Printed

May 23rd, 2008 · 9 Comments

This picture’s from an article entitled “Paul Pierce Accused Of Using Spitball” but in all honesty it looks more like the ball that happened to be left on the set on the day that they were shooting the Houston 500.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · That's Not Spit