I was in the midst of putting together a compilation of some of my favorite movie scenes when I had to step away for a moment. Our new brazen video intern, Chaz, not yet knowing his way around the Tirico Suave editing room but still wanting to impress his new bosses, starting playing with the [...]
Entries from May 2008
The Way Of The Sandlot
May 11th, 2008 · No Comments
Tags: Harvey Bars · Mashups · Movies · Video
Helping You Gauge Your Level Of College Basketball Fandom
May 11th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Let’s do this Foxworthy style:
If finding out that one of the top recruits in the country, who unexpectedly chose USC, and seems like he’s kind of jerkoff, even by high school athlete standards, took money illegally while at school surprised you in the least, then you might be a casual college basketball fan.
Tags: Drexl Spivey · NCAA Basketball · OJ Mayo · Professional Amateur Athletes · USC
Brennan Carroll Is The Most Gifted Comedic Mind Of Our Time
May 11th, 2008 · 3 Comments
We’re jacking a video from Gutty Little Bruins once again. This one features Brennan Carroll, son of Pete and assistant at USC, at a tryouts for walk-ons. This video is six minutes of gold. Some points to look for:
1. I’m 97.4% sure this video was done by either the faux-documentary crew who shoots the Office [...]
Tags: Brennan Carroll · Douchebaggery · Harvey Bars · Masters Of Comedy · NCAA Football · USC
Explaining To The Non And Casual Sports Fan What It’s Like To Go From Isiah Thomas To Mike D’Antoni
May 11th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Isiah Thomas
Mike D’Antoni
.341 Win % With Knicks
.650 Win % With Suns
$11.6M Sexual Harrassment Settlement
2004-05 Coach Of The Year
Yelling questions out your window to whomever may hear you when you’re looking for information
Using Google
Living in a third world country, covered in flies, suffering from extreme malnourishment
Being adopted by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt
Pete Best’s career
Ringo Starr’s [...]
Tags: Harvey Bars · Isiah Thomas · Mike D'Antoni · NBA
Picking On Old Timers
May 11th, 2008 · No Comments
Karl Ravech, introducing guest Juan Marichal on Baseball Tonight, “Known for his delivery, his deception but most of all for his ability.” He’s also known for taking a bat to the helmetless head of Johnny Roseboro, in one of the more notorious acts in baseball history. Oh, and he also enjoys taking in a good [...]
Tags: Harvey Bars · Juan Marichal · MLB · Picking On The Elderly
Johnny Quest Thinks Rick Reilly Is A Sellout
May 9th, 2008 · 3 Comments
Fucking sue me, I listened to Less Than Jake back in ‘01.
But the song really says it all.
As we all know, Ricky took a deal from ESPN that offers a “ridonkulous” salary, which is roughly $2 million a year.
Well, we knew that Ricky bashed ESPN in an interview with GELF magazine.
But check out the video [...]
Tags: Losloseeboy · Rick Reilly · Video
Judge Sentences Hogan’s Son To Eight Months of Hell In A Cell
May 9th, 2008 · No Comments
Link.
Tags: Harvey Bars · Hulk Hogan · Nick Bollea · WWE
Charles Rogers, Montreal Alouette?
May 9th, 2008 · 7 Comments
A quote from Alouette GM Jim Popp from this article:
“I would say there’s about an 80-20 chance of him being at training camp, coming in and competing for a job. It’s not completed yet, but he can come in as a CFL rookie and we’ll make an assessment of him, where he’s at in his [...]
Tags: Charles Rogers · Detroit Lions · Harvey Bars · Montreal Alouettes · NFL
Big Day for Harvey Bars
May 9th, 2008 · 2 Comments
Jeremiah Rivers, who Harvey has at times referred to as the worst player in all of basketball, has decided to transfer to another school. The transfer school has not yet been announced.
Tags: Jeremiah Rivers is the Anti-Christ · NCAA Basketball · Shakespeare DiMaggio
LeBron’s Numbers Against The Celtics Are Almost Jordan-esque
May 9th, 2008 · 1 Comment
LeBron James’s FG Pct against Boston through two games: .190
Michael Jordan’s BA in 127 games with the Birmingham Barons: .202
Keep on truckin’ LeBron. One or two buckets go the other way and drop and you’re a legend.
Tags: Harvey Bars · LeBron James · Michael Jordan · NBA · Number Crunching
